ChatGPT Predicted when I’ll meet my next Boyfriend

New-age relationship forecasting 🔮

If you were a product of the 90s, chances are you put your fate in the hands of a cootie catcher at least once.

You know what I’m talking about — the little origami fortune teller paper thing that spit out how many kids you’ll have, who had a crush on who, and what kind of guy you’ll marry. It was all there, you just had to ask.

From what I can remember, my fortunes were pretty bright tbh.

Personal cootie catcher predictions:

Living situation: A mansion with 10 dogs

Job: Marine Biologist

Marry: A rich guy (wasn’t clear on how he got to be rich, but I’m not complaining)

Kids: 6 kids (even split - 3 boys and 3 girls)

Although I’m well on my way to actualizing the living situation (10 dogs minus 9 plus one cat in a tiny home lol), the other stuff hasn’t happened yet.

Emphasis on yet.

Not to get too personal, but I’m single (you guys are like yeah, obviously haha) and have been for the last few years.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m GOOOD on my own. It would just be kinda nice to have a Harry to my Sally.

Speaking of, I’ve always been a big fan of ROMs

My sisters and I grew up singing “Ba-ba-ba-BEENNY AND THE JETSSSSSSSS” along with Jane and Kevin Doyle in 27 Dresses.

Reciting “Mawwwage is what bwings us together today,” from The Princess Bride.

And screaming about our “love fern” the second a house plant got a little too brown (thank you, Andie Anderson from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days).

But in the age of unconventional online dating, we’ve traded You’ve Got Mail’s chat rooms for ChatGPT.

And in true, cootie catcher fashion, I asked it a question (hehe):

ChatGPT Prompt:

Make me a relationship prediction. Provide insights on the type of relationship I might attract and key qualities to look for. Focus on timing (month/year), how we might meet, compatibility and personal growth in love.

Wanna know what it said?

*drum roll please*

ChatGPT predicted I’ll meet my next boyfriend in August, 2025

Type of Relationship

You likely attract relationships that are dynamic, growth-oriented, and intellectually stimulating. Given your ambition, discipline, and creative energy, you’ll find yourself drawn to someone who balances both structure and spontaneity. This person will likely be supportive of your career, fitness, and personal development goals while also encouraging you to slow down and enjoy the moment.

Key Qualities to Look For in a Partner

Grounded & Supportive: Someone who appreciates your ambition but also encourages balance.

Playful & Adventurous: A partner who brings out your spontaneous, creative side.

Emotionally Available & Communicative: Someone who can match your level of depth and is willing to talk things through.

Active & Driven: Since fitness and routine are a big part of your life, a partner who shares similar values will help maintain a strong connection.

Welp, you heard it here first folks.

I’ll check back in September 1st to give a love life update.